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Free The Men

A Slang "dmv trappers" use to empathize the freeing of there fellow thugs
by Dmvthug February 1, 2023
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Free Scoops

Where you cup your hand and with an upward motion scoop another persons breast and say "free scoops" if done to a woman you may face sexual harrasment charges.
" You know what DQ is giving out this month. FREE SCOOPS "
by BOW_DOG May 18, 2006
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free shitting

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
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free profession

It is a profession where one can easily work for oneself eg a barber, doctor or accountant as opposed to say a policeman or engineer where it is very hard to work for yourself.
When the economy went bad, I was happy that I was in a free profession so I could get work by working for myself.
by BernardZ May 4, 2020
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bloat-free

Smooth, without any adtional feature, often unnecessary and unpleasant.

- lite version of a software.
This is a bloat-free version of the popular PDF viewer.
by hugo_soliz February 20, 2009
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Free-loamer

Commanding the letting loose of a previously constrained person or animal.
To let something or someone loose to roam free.
The dog has been stuck in van for 3 hours, free-loamer!
by Justin Bustin' Rocks April 17, 2009
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Free pussin' it

Loose women that do not wear underwear.
They're not free ballin' it, they're free pussin' it.
Yo, that ratchet ass bitch Tiffany, I heard she Free Pussin' It right now.
by Clamsout22 July 26, 2017
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