Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Get the Excel sheet attraction mug.A system of quantifying how attractive a female is by placing her on a scale of 1-10, with ten being the most hot and one being grotesquely unattractive.
Matt: Yo, I think sarah is pretty hot!
Josh: Yeah, I'd say 8 out of 10 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale.
Josh: Yeah, I'd say 8 out of 10 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale.
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Get the Distractingly Attractive mug.A assistant scale that men use to rate a female. Typically used to rate body type then used to rate the facial features.
Dave: on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale what was your blind date?
Corey: body was at least a 9 and face was a 4 ,man. I couldn't get over her unibrow and huge nose.
Corey: body was at least a 9 and face was a 4 ,man. I couldn't get over her unibrow and huge nose.
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Get the 1-10 female attractiveness mug.Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now
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Get the Historically Attractive mug.Often abbreviated as IAAD. When people (particularly females in general) use social media to express their emotions, and leave it to their friends to ask why they feel the way they do.
Status - "I am shocked and outraged!!!"
Comment - " OMG! Why??"
Comment from the uploader - "*relentless venting of feelings and thoughts to draw attention*"
Jake: Woah, that chick has I-Attention-Attraction Disorder
Comment - " OMG! Why??"
Comment from the uploader - "*relentless venting of feelings and thoughts to draw attention*"
Jake: Woah, that chick has I-Attention-Attraction Disorder
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Mike: "Dude she's so hot!"
Dave: "Yeah man she's like an 8 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale."
Dave: "Yeah man she's like an 8 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale."
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