Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.

Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!

by OldassJason August 10, 2009

Dumber than Easter

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.

As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".

Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!

See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS

by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010

nuttier than thou

Someone who is even more crazy than you are.

Her nuttier than thou attitude has me soo annoyed.

by fabulousfredfarley January 13, 2010

Holier Than Miow

When your cat believes they are a better person than you.

The cat bit me because I didn't feed her on time she thinks she's Holier than miow.

by Max1984Harper August 8, 2018

crazier than trump

This is "Crazier than Trump!"
Some people say, this could be HUGE!
Some people. Not me.

Thar was Crazier than Trump!

by Crazier than Trump February 25, 2017

Moster than mostest

The phrase meaning more than mostest. Mostest meaning more than most.

Lu: "I love you mostest"
Tp: " i love you moster than mostest"

by Tedluvlu June 6, 2016

Better Than Ohio

Michigan.

Bobby: “what do you think of Ohio?”
Brandon: “you know what I think of Ohio. It sucks ass.”
Bobby: “You only say that because you’re from Michigan.”
Brandon: “I only say that cause I’m right. Also Michigan is Better Than Ohio.”

by Closet Gayng February 7, 2021