Tebowed

When your chic is about to have an orgasm and your buddy runs and knees her in the back of the head giving her a concussion.

Jake was banging the hell out of Brandy the other night and Ronnie ran in and tebowed the shit out of her!!!

by tebowisapussyassQB October 12, 2009

teetotal

Someone who has once drunk alcohol to excess habitually, sooner or later, unless that person wants to be dependent on alcohol all thier life, will need to give it up completely. When they do, they usually need to abstain from alcohol for THE REST OF THIER LIFE. This person is called teetotal.

Doug is teetotal. He once drunk lots of booze just to forget who he was. Drinking lots of booze can be fantastically brilliant, but the downside is that you never get anything done.

by newbornbombing January 4, 2008

Tebowing

To cry in front of a large group.

I thought Craig was a real man, but as soon as he didn't win, he started tebowing in front of everybody.

by Otis Chance December 7, 2009

teemo

teen/emo. (not to be confused with actual emos) for those kids who seem to think that if they act whiney and puppy dog people will feel sorry for them instead of hating them. all i know is that they are satan and destroy everything good they come into contact with.

Goddamn! Did you hear that teemo whining back there?

by o_kf January 20, 2011

Tebowner

(v) Tea-boner The sports media getting a hard on for University of Florida QB Tim Tebow and shoving his exploits down our throats making him the greatest thing since slice bread. The phenominon is similar to the love affair most broadcasters have with Brett Farve (John Madden and Tony Kornheiser in particular).

"Man, I'm getting sick of listening to ESPN announcers get a Tebowner and talking about how he can singlehandedly run over through an entire NFL defense. Enough already!"

by biggamepaul December 20, 2008

Teemo

A teenage emo.

Originated in the mid-1990s, popularised by characters like that played by Claire Danes in largely-forgotten TV show "My so-called life".

Jim: "That Angela Chase character was something of a teemo huh?"
Bob: "I don't care."
Jim: "That's such a Teemo thing to say."

by J.Dubya Eekes October 18, 2010

Tebow

The act of aquiring human poop on ones finger and then applying said poop under a person's eye (see Dirty Sanchez). If poop is applied under both eyes, this is called a Full Tebow.

"After fingering my girlfriends ass, I withdrew my finger and wiped the shit under her eye. I told her this was a Tebow and she appreciated my originality".

by xVaginusx February 23, 2010