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Cream of Mushroom Tattoo 

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.
Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

Kiss Tattoo

The female partner in a jail/prison relationship.
I made my girlfriend, Bryan, get a kiss tattoo to prove that he is my bitch.
Kiss Tattoo by My Bitch Bryan July 24, 2015

Hand Tattoo 

A tattoo commonly found by those who are not concerned with the need for permanent employment such as wastoids. Often shoddy in appearance as they are done illegally these tattoos are common among the lower class and post punk MTV "rebels" AKA the ironically unemployed and the more skanky sorority girls AKA the town bike.
The unemployment line is full of single parents with hand tattoos.

Wow that is a nasty hand tattoo - well at least you know she puts out.

Typical conversation with person with a hand tattoo:
Maybe you can get a job at Urban Outfitters.
Nah that would require getting up and everything.
Hand Tattoo by yourmomisaskank July 16, 2011

Blow Fish Tattoo

If you see a man with a blow fish tattoo anywhere above his waist it means he likes to place male genitalia in his mouth. A common place for the blow fish is on the arm. This idea originated in Japan.
Person 1: "Did you see Justin's new tattoo?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "It he got a blow fish tattoo on his arm! He didn't know that means he's gay!"
Person 2: "hahaha! What a douche bag!"
Blow Fish Tattoo by Ecanori February 3, 2010

hello kitty tattoo 

An Asshole, as inbetween your anus cheeks.
I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.

She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.
hello kitty tattoo by Jared n' Chris December 11, 2004

Dirty Henna Tattoo 

The sexual act of one partner inserting the big toe or thumb into the anus of a consenting partner and then placing the fecal matter released during insertion onto the forehead of the inserted partner. This will create an imprint resembling henna tattoo(s).
"She like my thumb up there, but I REALLY made her hot when I gave here a Dirty Henna Tattoo!"