Tampon Racer

Also known as a cradle snatcher, a tampon racer is a male who tends to seek younger women for sexual pleasure. It is an over-exaggeration, as they try to place their male sexual organ inside a females sexual organ, before a tampon manages to do so

'God, she's too young for him'
'Yeah, He's a tampon racer'

'What kind of girls should I bring?'
'Mr "18 year old" here is a tampon racer'
'okay, I will call up some 15 year olds'

by DJMMTFF September 30, 2011

Tampon Vampire

Where a male/female likes to suck on used tampons (usually with blood on it)

My boyfriend is the Tampon Vampire

by nfgchvb March 18, 2017

turnpike tampon

A slow driver in the left lane of a highway, a driver that impedes the flow of traffic.

He's only going 60! This is the passing lane! What a tampon! Fucking turnpike tampon!

by wilsomb January 17, 2012

Human Tampon

A Posh way of Saying 'I want To Shag You'
Also used By Royalty

'I want to be your Human Tampon'
'Baby Let Me Be Your Human Tampon'
Iwas Jessica's Human Tampon Last Night'

by Dedda August 30, 2008

chocolate tampon

A phallic reference that a black guy uses when he
is tryin to fuck and the girl says she is on her period

You're on the rag? It's all good girl, I got this chocolate tampon that will make it all better. It tastes good too...

by Brotha B January 05, 2007

tampon face

1. One with really bad acne, or just a a damn ugly person in general: parallels butter face, but this is more for guys.

Ted Kennedy is a tampon face.

by Robby J July 03, 2003

tampon rock

Music made by the canadian twins Tegan and Sara.

Tegan and Sara are tampon rock

by Tasha Talbot August 25, 2007