slap and tickle

To fuck, of course.

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Tickle the Ferret

When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.

Mate i just Tickled the Ferret

or

Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...

by LORDofTHEnorth April 19, 2010

Fireman's Tickle

An act done upon a naked wing.

I am so gonna fireman's tickle his naked wing!

by KooFoo June 1, 2011

tickle an elephant

When u address an awkward situation where there's an "elephant in the room" to someone in that awkward situation

"Oh I didn't want to bring up the situation with her or tickle an elephant in the room"

by Bbbbbbbbbbb January 29, 2014

tickle the teapot

euphemism for cunnilingus performed in the kitchen

All she wanted was a steaming hot cup of joe, but instead the repairman decided to tickle the teapot.

by meowneo November 19, 2013

Tickle the Lens

"Tickle the Lens" or ""Tickling the Lens" is used to describe a person that is great at photography. This person can either be "natural" or "formally trained" to take a great-looking photo. This expression is similar to "Tickle the Ivory" or "Tickling the Ivory" which is a person great at playing the piano.

If you're looking for a wedding photographer, I've been known to "Tickle the Lens."

by GMoneyGrill July 22, 2016

Tickle Queef

When a rogue hair tickles your vagina and you queef.

I was doing pilates and tickle queefed.

by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016