Ego-Surfing

Searching the internet for things describing oneself; also using search engines to answer people's questions on forums in order to appear knowledgeable in the subject, unlike the dumbsh1t you really are.
Toxis must be an intelligent man.
No, he just uses ego-surfing because he's a twat.
by WhiteBoy88 November 21, 2005
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FUPA Surfing

The act of spanking a woman's FUPA with the intent of riding her fat rolls to glory land. Caution: undertoe may be significant depending on the swells and no lifeguards are on duty.
He's always been a bit of a chubby chaser. Last night he said he got Ricky Lake drunk and did some fupa surfing. He said he fell off 3 times.
by sh_rebel February 12, 2011
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surf boy

Man who often engages in sexual activities involving female bodily fluids. Often times used to describe a lifestyle of promiscuity and debauchery.
Andrei is drowning in cum. He is such a surf boy.

Andrei has a new girl every night, what a surf boy.
by Notasurfboy December 30, 2018
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butt-surf

Sliding and rubbing your penis on the crack of a very nice ass, but without actually penetrating it. Usually it preceeds anal sex.
"man, I´d love to butt-surf her ass"
by hyeronimous April 18, 2007
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friend-surfing

Surfing your friend's friend lists on Facebook to 'pick up friends'
He is such a loser in the real social world, but has the longest friends list on facebook thanks to 'friend-surfing' - mostly with fake pictures of himself.
by Anant Deboor November 26, 2008
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surf herpes

Any disease that can be contracted by surfing in contaminated waters; commonly hepatitis or "the hep."
"Fuck man, did you hear Vince got the surf herpes?"

or slang

"Fuck man, did you hear Vince got the surf herps?"
by JeremyO July 08, 2006
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Cloud surfing

When you smoke some that good chronic and you stay on the move feeling high as fuck!!
I just blazed up some that real good now my ass cloud surfing on my way to work!
by muffylove April 12, 2014
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