supermassive

Bigger Than Massive! Word presumably made up by either Matthew Bellamy, Chris Wolstenholm or Dominic Howard from the band Muse.

Supermassive balck hole!!!

by GaZz June 19, 2006

superman that hoe

when a female does not want to have sex, the male ejaculates on her back while she is asleep, so that when she wakes up, the sheets are stuck to her back like a superman cape.

Bob: yo, she didn't wanna have sex last night, dawg!
Bill: so did u superman that hoe?
Bob: yea, she had a blue cape when she woke up!
Bill: haha, that's what the dumb broad gets!

(both start laughing)

by cookie2 April 20, 2008

superman

A prank involving someones head at your crotch level. You stand next to the victim and either quietly or loudly (your preference) start humming the Superman theme. When everyone turns to look at you, it will appear that the victim is performing oral sex on you because they're looking at you also.

"...And then Rob supermanned Greg, and for the rest of the night, easy laughs were had just by humming the superman theme around Greg. Never pass up the opportunity to 'superman' someone."

by The REAL Big Danny T September 29, 2008

superman dat ho

This can be used when ejaculating on a girl's neck and putting a blanket on it (see other definitions), but is also used to describe when you really fuck someone up bad, like when you seriously just embarrass their sorry ass. Not necessarily hurting them or beating them up, but just kicking their ass at something. This is used frequently in sports, especially basketball. Like if someone does a psick crossover dribble and the defender falls to the ground trying to keep up and has to watch their man slam it down hard. That guy just supermanned dat ho.

Stud 1: Did you see the Jazz game last night? Deron Williams had a locus dribble around Chris Paul and threw that shit down right in Tyson Chandler's grill!!!!

Stud 2: Ya, D-Will is always able to superman dat ho.

by Udy March 5, 2008

superman

To love thy neighbor as ones their significant other. After work but before a shower.

Billy Bob: How ya doin

Sally: Hello Top of the Morning to ya (tips her gardening hat at Billy Bob)

Billy: Oh My is that an invitation for a superman

Sally: Billy Bob, What the Fuck! How dare you assume I would superman you so early in the morning before I have my coffe.

Billy Bob: You are right Sally. I'm just anticipating a "hard" day! (wink, wink, cheesy as smile)

Sally: Sorry you'll just have to wait until you get of work. (spanks her ass)

Billy Bob: Fuck you Cunt

by JES @ fuck u. com March 27, 2008

superman dat hoe

(v) to fist a female in such a way that it resembles Superman flying headlong through the sky.

Always make sure to get a running start before you Superman dat hoe.

by Dustball January 5, 2008

superman that hoe

When a chick gives you a monster STD, and when you find out, you go home and laser zap your entire bone-zone with the lava-hot eye beams you bought from the classifieds, making your balls scalding hot to the touch. Then you go to see said chick for another mission, and instead of making sweet love to her, you dick scorch her VD-WMD to smithereens. Then you pull a fire extinguisher out of your bag, and empty it's contents out the window just before laser-eye-beaming it to hell-temperature, and tossing the cannister on her stomach.

You know TyRhonda from Shotgun hood? Yea, well, I hit that with no medical insurance. So anyway, I called her back and totally made sure to superman that hoe for ruining my balls.

by www.OGBOBBYJOHNSON.com January 5, 2009