My son defends freedom for your honor student

Parents think their son/daughter is so great that they have a bumper sticker on their vehicle to show everyone his/her accomplishment. Well, where would he/she be if my son didn't serve our country to allow your kid to have the freedoms they enjoy?

Who gives a shit that your son/daughter is an honor student. My son defends freedom for your honor student

by airmansmom4 June 19, 2011

stealth student

a student in a physically demanding training course (like automobile driving) who shows up with one or more major disabilities (for example, untreated Tourette's Syndrome, absence of all but one finger on one or both hands, IQ of 60 or below, cerebral palsy, other profound physical or mental disabilities) which went unmentioned by student's parents because they didn't want the student to be treated "differently from the other kids."

"Woops. We have a stealth student over there... Mom and Dad forgot to mention that he's a high-level quadriplegic when signing him up for defensive driving over the phone."

by denver coonass March 18, 2008

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

Business-Student

Students that study fields such as economics, accounting and marketing to obtain the skills to run a business. Most business students are unclear of their career path and aren't very thorough or hard working with their studies.

Teacher: "Zac is my teaching style okay for the Business-Students?"
Zac: "Don't worry teacher, most business students are losers on a one way ticket to nowhere on the flop bus anyway.........
Your teaching is fine."

by The Canadian Reality Check December 18, 2011

Dana Hall Students

A group of girls that are going through school as if everyone is judging them but only because its totally true. If your wearing the wrong type of uggs or the same sweatshirt all week, you are considers weird or even a loser. Of course like any other school, there are cliques of girls that are popular, popular sluts, regulars, outcasts that try to talk to the popular girls but totally fail, and the girls who think they are so totally cool but they are most definatly not. Also, a lot of the popular girls are obsessed with guys and hooking up at dances. Since it is an all girls school, girls are either boy-obsessed or lesbian.

Example 1:

Popular Dana Student 1: Oh My God.... Did you see her sweatshirt...? She's worn it like four times this week...
Popular Dana Student 2: Ya seriously, doesn't she have any other sweatshirts...?

Example 2:
Popular Dana Student 1: Did anyone else see how that loser tried to talk to me?!

Popular Group of Dana Hall Students: Oh My God! Why would she even try to do that?!

Example 3:

Popular Dana Student 1: *Hooking up with a super hot Fesseden guy*
Popular Dana Student 2: Well if she's hooking up, I should too! -Looks around and grabs a random guy- We should hook up ;)

Example 4:
Popular Dana Student 1: She is totally lesbian... shes never hooked up or grinded with a guy and its already senior year...

by tHeReAlTrUtHfOrEvEr July 10, 2011

Out of state student

Arrogant students that hail from states other than the one in which they attend college. Typically they feel like it was harder for them to get into their university of choice in comparison to in-state students who are similarly adept to their out-of-state (OOS) counterparts. For this very reason, many OOS students often saunter about with an air of self-importance while in-state students make fun of their inability to conform to the state's customs and standards.

In-state student: Who's that asshole over their with the oversized argyle beanie and oddly colored shoes? And why is he walking around with his nose held high while wearing that totally moronic getup?

Other in-state student: Gotta be an out of state student.

In-state student: Ahhh. That makes sense.

by caMPerman October 17, 2009

studentism

When student make up stupid excuses for not doing their work or asks stupid quesions.

"Do we have to?" "I forgot we had homework." "I didn't do it." "What did you say?" "I don't know."

by Psycopath February 4, 2005