structure

A very different style of sexual intercourse using senses of fear, confusion, and pleasure.

I would want to structure the shit out of Selena Gomez after going to Walgreens and buying olive oil, a cactus, and a back scratcher.

by Mk4kettle June 2, 2016

Bone Structure

Bone Structure techinally means, the bones in your body that you want to feel again.

|| Her bone structure screams touch her, touch her. ||

" Touch my body, & make me scream "

" I love the way you make my bones feel good "

" The strcture in my body is healed "

by Mystique Humphrey December 14, 2008

Toaster Strudel

To drizzle the man goo on a her from your used condom

Gave that girl a Toaster Strudel emptied the icing packet out.

by Feet Baller June 2, 2014

structural engineer

While they tend to be very intelligent and mild mannerd, the modern Strutural Engineer is more than likely extremely Gay. They tend to exhibit normal heterosexual behavior when in public, often times pretending to have wives and families and even act like Conservatives. Once they get in the comfort of their office where they are surrounded by their other Structural Engineering “Companions” their real feelings come out. They often times stay at their place of work late while drinking strawberry daqueries and having all male orgies.

Two Structural Engineers were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Architects Against Gay Engineers (A.A.G.E.) December 11, 2008

Structural Fart

A fart that is "load-bearing", i.e. when one farts and a little shit comes out, too.

The term originates with the fact that a wall or other construct that is load bearing is sometimes referred to as being structural.

Also known as a "shart" or a "fart surprise".

I thought it would just be a little gas, but God help me, that fart turned out to be structural.

Man, after drinking 3 gallons of beer last night I've had nothing but structural farts today.

by Colonel Saul Tigh May 11, 2009

doodle strudel

When your feces resembles a dessert dish resting in the bottom of your toilet bowl. Usually after eating a variety of foods that were so good, even your poop looks appetizing.

"That buffet was so awesome, I just made a doodle strudel in the bathroom."

by DYS February 27, 2014

Toaster Strudel Slap

When cum on a girls ass and slap her on the ass saying “good game”

I was drunk and totally toaster strudel slapped this girl last night

by Toasterstrudels July 25, 2020