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Stepping on your dick

Cock blocking yourself, getting into a situation where you fuck your own stupid ass over.
"Stepping on your dick"

Having your best friend Joseph remind you of your dumb ass getting busted when you were cheating on your girlfriend, while you all are having a lovely dinner together.

Noe kept "Stepping on his dick" because he was trying to fuck his girlfriend and a neighbor slut, Define Slut:(Side piece) or (Daddy's little cum dumpster). However he wasn't smooth enough and he kept getting busted while inserting his junk up into his sluts love pipes or piss flaps.
by Jaxs-ATX March 12, 2014
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Flap scraping

Flap scraping occurs after many hours of continuous sexual intercourse, when the female vagina will be unable to produce any more juices and dry up, creating a scraping sensation for both parties.
"Dude, she kept me up till 7am, did some hardcore flap scraping that night"
by Boycy September 29, 2004
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E-straining Order

When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.
Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"

Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"

Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"
by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009
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Short Stopping

When another drug dealer moves in on your territory.
by ZipZapAchoo August 18, 2010
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Trapping

When a women tells you she is on birth control and actually she wants your baby to get the that Money.
Man I was trapped now I have to pay child support for 18 years.

She has been trapping guys since high school, 3 children 3 dads.
by Fishmagnate September 12, 2014
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two stepping

Like skanking, skank pits, etc. but at a hardcore show. It's usually more aggressive and faster.
by Spencer Young September 13, 2005
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Vaggy slapping

I gave Bertha a good old vaggy slapping yesterday
by mike_ss February 12, 2007
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