Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.
Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.
by Knight Phantom January 18, 2014
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not carved in stone

Calm down. It's not the end of the world. Your career choice is not carved in stone because you didn't make it when you were in third grade.
by Light Joker December 14, 2005
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Profoundly Stoned

To be so wrecked that you are unable to weigh in with words of confidence when battling an alien invasion
I would love to offer some words of wisdom but i am too profoundly stoned
by sgtkm May 21, 2011
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roll in the stones

An action necessary when a female's vagina is so stretched that you must also insert your balls to fill her.
Janet's twat was so cavernous, i was compelled to roll in the stones to satisfy her.
by HawkeyeBigDog August 17, 2017
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Van Stone

Dutch slang term to seduce a woman with natural charm and then go one by one through the bases. Usually works best before you are 30.
He's Van Stoned three girls in the last month. I wish I could be a good Van Stoner like him
by Koolkid8 February 12, 2011
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Stone Sour

Kickass heavy metal band with the lead singer from Slipknot.

Can also be referred to as a Molotov cocktail made up of 1 part whiskey, a splash of orange juice and sour mix.
A: Oi man i saw Stone Sour the other night they kicked ass!
B: Well had a Stone Sour so fuck you!
by Sharky October 27, 2004
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Stoned Mountain

Getting high on top of the famous Stone Mountain, located in Stone Mountain, GA. This does not count getting high around stone mountain, only at the top. Provides a great view of Greater ATL. Gwinnett county stand up.
Harry- Dude, where do you wanna smoke this blunt?

Jason- Idk man, I can't smoke in my car again my parents are getting suspicious.

Harry- we can go to stone mountain, I have a pass.

jason- you mean....stoned mountain??

harry- wow your guay, but ok lets go
by GTharry October 09, 2009
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