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curve stock

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.

Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008
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Stock up with cuteness

It's used when we watch a streamer or video that we find entertaining, it can trigger the release of serotonin in our brain, which can contribute to positive emotions such as smiling.
I need to watch some LadySolystraI need to "stock up with cuteness".
by Lolrace May 30, 2023
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e-stocking

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!
by Lemmingpie December 17, 2013
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game stock

A shorter way of saying game stop stock
Jeff: whats the value of game stock
Larry: its up there
by ChaseTOM August 2, 2022
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I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
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Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing
Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Stocking

person 1: stocking is so bad bruh
person 2: word bro, best goth chick ever
by ewadewaewaewa January 30, 2024
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