Stiffe

Stiffe is our holy god, Hes a nice amazing guy with only good intentions. He is also known as ThaholyStiffe.

Guy 1: *Throws a ball very good*
Guy 2: Omg thats a real Stiffe throw
Guy 3:* Epicly dies*

by The bengt October 18, 2019

Stiff

Nickname for person named Stian, but this "Stian" has to be exceptionally stupid. Can also be called Stig

Hey Stiff, you fucking dumbass!

by alinarnold October 25, 2017

Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.

Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff

by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021

stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.

I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.

by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017

stiff kitty

When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!

I gave her a stiff kitty last night

by DirtyToad May 26, 2018

Stiff

My dance partner and I in the quince 😐🤝

Dang they suck at that dance they’re so stiff.

by Curlynailbug June 17, 2022

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018