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Staff Blog Lozers

Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.

Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".
Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.

Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.
by Blog Hater February 19, 2009
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Staff of Kings

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.
"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"
by Jonny Humphries December 26, 2008
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Staffler

Someone who begs for staff. (Example: Discord servers, hardware manufacturers)
My friend is always such a staffler.
by Trolly rolly December 15, 2018
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camp staff

They are the most insane people you will ever meet.
Person #1: what are they doing over there?
Person #2: I don't know they're camp staff.
by LolHiHowAreYou February 16, 2017
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staffoo

a variation of stfu, staffoo is the compressed short way of pronouncing "Shut the fuck up" out loud. recently, it has been added to all CS player's general vocabulary.
guy#1- hey, i think i have a tumor.
guy#2- staffoo!
guy#1- (hides in shame)
by sparks April 7, 2005
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Staff Sergeant

1. Title commensurate of an E-5 in the US Air Force

2. General classification of an enlisted US Air Force servicemember with a paygrade of E-5

3. The backbone of the United States Airforce.

Staff Sergeants do the work that it takes to carry out orders given by Generals.
That person over there is a squared away Staff Sergeant.

Hey airman, go move that pile of rocks. "Yes Staff Sergeant.
by woooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 6, 2011
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staff

Way of defining whether a chick is hot or not.

Stomach
Tits
A$$
Face
Frame

She can have the TAFF, SAFF, so on and so forth.
Danny:She got STAFF?
Jared:No, only TAFF
by Dunkan January 21, 2005
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