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Cleveland Smarty-Pants

When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.
1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.
by Maaatt123 January 11, 2009
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Sparta

ok, so everyone thinks sparta is a town for stuck-up rich snobs on drugs. well, it's definatly not. I've lived in Sparta for 10 years and its nothing like people think it is. The kids and definatly not snobs. they have the tipycal snobby kids, but hey what schools dont? Sparta has a decent amount of money, but its not like the town of the rich people. people should definatly get to know people in Sparta before they go making assumptions like they do.
-hey, your from sparta?
-yeah.
-thats cool.
by k<3 September 23, 2008
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the scariest look a mother can give
Barb gave cole a mad scarty look when she went out the door
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Summit Spartan

Full of assholes who think there cool. Love to spend daddy’s money’s that’s not there. Wish they could be like anyone but them. Suck at football, if that’s even what you call what there doing.
John- Wanna go play pool with the summit spartan kids?
Everyone-NOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Indynation August 20, 2019
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go spartan

1. When you are faced against someone (or something) that is standing in your way or arguing with you (or threatening you with a Persian invasion) and you'd like to kick him/her (it) in the chest. -If it is something, imagine it has a chest-

2. If you are overwhelmed by ANYTHING (e.g. office paperwork, bees, emos, Britney Spears fans, persians, etc.) and you have to deal with it and defend your balls no matter what. If you're in a group, you should be in a terrible numeric disadvantage.
1.
- I told you to shut the hell up!
- ... and you don't do any laundry and I have to cook eeeeverything you wanna eat...
- DON'T MAKE ME GO SPARTAN ON YOU, MOM!

- The bathroom door was jammed and I desperately needed to take a dump so I went spartan on it... Dad's gonna kill me :(

2.
- Damn Paul, those Hillary Duff fans are coming our way.
- Shit! We'll have to get totally spartan on them.
by Aikana January 9, 2009
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Sparky

Fork 'em Sparky!

Sparky is a Sun Devil.
by Chizhi Worm April 26, 2009
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Spart

The act in which a man flatulates warm semen after pleasurable anal sex with another male. This act of flatulation causes a projectile white liquid to shoot out from the anal cavity.
Tim sparted in his boyfriend's face. His boyfriend, Pat, neglected to wash his face that night. The next morning, Pat's face had what appeared to be a very horrible rash with pulsating boils. Pat is no longer living.
by Todd Bergton February 27, 2008
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