Shelbytized is given to a woman who hypotises and becons the male labedo into a slow building frenzy until orgasmic satisfaction is extracted and feasted upon...
The act of bringing a males genitalia to the brink of spontaneous Combustion multiple times in a day until brought to a lovely shade of indigo...eyes of steal...she'll take your soul..enslave one's heart....the devil himself ,to possess her. He would have to play his part...innocence lost....but destiny found..not held by traditional restraints..her passion and drive knows no bounds...the perfect Bonnie in any adventure and surprisingly more useful than two hands and a bicycle. Can any one man earn or prove their worth. Comfort ,and courage. Dare to disapline animalistic urges and selfish possessions of her love...but if the quest is taken with patience humility and determination for the enlightenment towards the progress of the unit only an act of God can could or might try the immortal union of mortal souls.
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The act of bringing a males genitalia to the brink of spontaneous Combustion multiple times in a day until brought to a lovely shade of indigo...eyes of steal...she'll take your soul..enslave one's heart....the devil himself ,to possess her. He would have to play his part...innocence lost....but destiny found..not held by traditional restraints..her passion and drive knows no bounds...the perfect Bonnie in any adventure and surprisingly more useful than two hands and a bicycle. Can any one man earn or prove their worth. Comfort ,and courage. Dare to disapline animalistic urges and selfish possessions of her love...but if the quest is taken with patience humility and determination for the enlightenment towards the progress of the unit only an act of God can could or might try the immortal union of mortal souls.
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I was shelbytized last night when i lost two hours night the clock stopped still...I felt a presance my cock quivered still..breaking heals and seeking deals I touch myself often ..when I think I'm right..lefty holds me tight....and if I'm wrong to the beat of a different song the zip ties get yanked to tight....that's why as your friend and brother we will make it right...It's better than roofied. Ecstacy and Crack all in one..you've been Shelbytized
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Get the T Schelled mug.Shelby is the worlds most perfect girl and Jackson is the man to keep her and treat her like a Queen. Shelby is beautiful inside and out. She is funny pretty and has a heart of gold. Jackson is a boy who only wants to make Shelby happy and do anything he can to keep her. Together they make the best memories and have great fun together. They are a power couple who everybody envys. They are two inseparable souls that travel to the ends of the earth together for their love. Their sex life is like no other and both of the two know how to do it perfectly.
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by Sheldon McGiggle Soup April 20, 2011
Get the Shelby McGraw Campbell mug.ORIGINAL "shelby county high school is a school in columbiana alabama full of hicks and inbreds and the occasional rich kid. most of their girls end up pregnant and the guys end up on meth and living in a trailer in shelby!
Shelby County High School is the place to be if you wanna snort meth before class."
Corrected "Shelby County High School is a school in Columbiana, AL full of Hicks & Inbreds, with the occasional rich kid. Most of the girls end up pregnant, while the guys end up on meth & living in a trailer in Shelby. Shelby County High School is the place to be if you want to snort meth before class."
Revised by SouthernHeart - Shelby County HS is a fine high school with many graduates going to top school in the state & surround states. We have alumni who have become doctors, lawyers, nurses, teachers(both school based & traveling), military personnel & state officials. Many young men & woman leave SCHS prepares to tackle the world in either to further their education or start a skill. We have firefighters, mechanics, EMTs, Police Officers & church ministers whoM have come out of SCHS. Education is on par with many other county schools in our area and great extra curriculum activities. Unfortunately, we do have a few under achievers who are from our school, only to spew their ignorance around the local area without actual knowing a thing about the alumni whom have actual graduated from Shelby County, probably due to their own addictions & self-pity.
Shelby County High School is the place to be if you wanna snort meth before class."
Corrected "Shelby County High School is a school in Columbiana, AL full of Hicks & Inbreds, with the occasional rich kid. Most of the girls end up pregnant, while the guys end up on meth & living in a trailer in Shelby. Shelby County High School is the place to be if you want to snort meth before class."
Revised by SouthernHeart - Shelby County HS is a fine high school with many graduates going to top school in the state & surround states. We have alumni who have become doctors, lawyers, nurses, teachers(both school based & traveling), military personnel & state officials. Many young men & woman leave SCHS prepares to tackle the world in either to further their education or start a skill. We have firefighters, mechanics, EMTs, Police Officers & church ministers whoM have come out of SCHS. Education is on par with many other county schools in our area and great extra curriculum activities. Unfortunately, we do have a few under achievers who are from our school, only to spew their ignorance around the local area without actual knowing a thing about the alumni whom have actual graduated from Shelby County, probably due to their own addictions & self-pity.
Shelby County High School is a school full of students from many walks of life and with teacher who do their best to bring out the gems places in their classrooms.
by SouthernHeart December 12, 2018
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