Smurfed

While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.

Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"

by Badger59 May 10, 2009

Smurf

One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.

My smurf of a sister asked me if I could find her some blues.

by Luvs2kickit24 May 5, 2011

surfsexual

when a young man is neither straight or gay, just in love with his surfboard. hence the name surfsexual

"wow he is really cute"
"dont even try, he is surfsexual"
"that's a shame"

by cassandra says October 16, 2008

smurf my ride

Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"

Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!

Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!

by MikeBus November 13, 2010

Smurfberry Pancake

The act of making a pancake with blueberries and raspberries, then inserting the folded pancake into a woman's vagina and proceeding to insert a male's penis into the pancake inside the vagina.

I wanna give you a smurfberry pancake so bad right now!

by Muffinmann1744 January 27, 2011

to smurf

To snort Adderall, normally leaving a blue drip within one's nose and turns someones snot and spit blue.

Yo Nitti, you tryna go smurf? Yeah man I'm always down to smurf.

Yo that girl looks like she's been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.

by drizzydrerogers January 1, 2011

smurf

One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.

The Smurfs show sucked.

by AYB March 22, 2003