Slurp and Durp

when you are feeling a thirst where you must slurp but then knowing that u really got to durp

“oh girl, im about to slurp and durp”

by Phillin Urvag November 21, 2018

slurp

slurp is that good ass sleep you just cant seem to wake up from no matter what you do

that slurp got me thats why i aint hear the door

by ghostman.inc August 2, 2013

Pussy slurp

A pussy slurp is a wetter version of a queef

Girl I don’t know what you trying to hide but that noise was a pussy slurp

by So Fonda Peters March 29, 2022

Slurp n Surf

When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing

I need to Slurp n Surf

by KyKatz July 21, 2022

Reverse Scauri Slurp

When you do a naked headstand and your sons girlfriend sucks your penis while your son holds you up

My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family

by spickles22 November 18, 2024

Nerd Slurp

When someone gets overly excited and salivates more than normal and slurps

Leonard nerd slurped while talking about world of Warcraft.

by NotZach94 February 20, 2021

Diddy Slurping

verb
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.

"After the lights went out, Tyrone said if I wanted protection, I had to get diddy slurpt. I’m safe now… but at what cost?"

"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."

"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."

"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."

by UnknowableOne May 22, 2025