SLOANES: A SPOTTERS GUIDE!
Must haves include fake tan, a "hard" music taste, slutty style sense, footless tights, skinny jeans, rich stuck up attitude, jack wills trackies, having a debit card paid for by 'daddy', nude lips, purpsosely messed up hair, derogatary behaviour towards anyone who isnt 2 pounds off muscle faliure, battered ballet pumps, gold belts, oversized leather bags, being very rich but thick, denim skirts that could be a belt, long hair, going to a private school 4 rich kids ... etc etc
Optional extras include drug abuse, dyed peroxide blonde hair, getting pregnant b4 the age of 15, smoking, putting pictures of their boobs on bebo or myspace, pretending to be bi to come across more atractive to boys,
Sloanes are hard to tell apart as they dress and act in exactly the same way. They are often seen in large groups intimidating there unsloany dignified contempories or wrapped around boys, preferably older than them with hair slaped in more hair products than u wud find occupying an average salon with painfully huge egos.
Must haves include fake tan, a "hard" music taste, slutty style sense, footless tights, skinny jeans, rich stuck up attitude, jack wills trackies, having a debit card paid for by 'daddy', nude lips, purpsosely messed up hair, derogatary behaviour towards anyone who isnt 2 pounds off muscle faliure, battered ballet pumps, gold belts, oversized leather bags, being very rich but thick, denim skirts that could be a belt, long hair, going to a private school 4 rich kids ... etc etc
Optional extras include drug abuse, dyed peroxide blonde hair, getting pregnant b4 the age of 15, smoking, putting pictures of their boobs on bebo or myspace, pretending to be bi to come across more atractive to boys,
Sloanes are hard to tell apart as they dress and act in exactly the same way. They are often seen in large groups intimidating there unsloany dignified contempories or wrapped around boys, preferably older than them with hair slaped in more hair products than u wud find occupying an average salon with painfully huge egos.
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to be convinced by a higher moral force; to be stopped from doing something hella dumb; to be defeated by a superior force
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A female slut cockroach, who will not leave you alone. She bothers you like a cockroach crawling up your leg, by having stalker like characteristics.
"Man that sloach can't take a hint."
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