russian sled

In the midst of performing doggie style at the top of a flight of stairs, the guy grabs the girl by the head, punches her, and rides her down the stairs like a sled.

While we were in the throws of love at the top of the stairs I said "ya vo" and rode her to the bottom like a russian sled

by stultzlee March 18, 2008

Roblox slender man

The hotter version of slender man

Your not a roblox slender man your a normal slender man

by Alixiaaaaaaaaa June 3, 2020

Sledge

One who always manages to get pulled by particularly munting women.

'Alec you old sledge, why do you always get pulled by dogs?'

by flanjeeta April 19, 2007

Slenderoni

A long, small in circumfrence male genital. Somewhat resembling a pencil.

Who drew that slenderoni on the back of my car?!
Someone told me I was a needledick, I corrected them and told em I just had a slenderoni.

by Jooshtin April 25, 2006

slendering

A form of dieting in which the end goal is to look like Slenderman.

My slendering is going great!

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

rocket sled

a shopping cart that is filled with rocks or other heavy material and then hurled, with disastrous effects to what it hits

we busted open the front door of a supermarket with a rocket sled

by satanhitler November 29, 2003

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020