Samaltous situation

A situation which is reached after making terrible decisions but will make for great stories.

On seeing his car fallen head-first in a ditch, Srihari exclaimed : "We find ourselves in a Samaltous situation".

"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."

by BulleKeBaal March 21, 2024

Weidel situation

A scenario in which a rainbow identifying person (i.e. lesbian, gay, trans) openly degrades, humiliates, speaks out against and looks down on other rainbow identifying people.

Named after Alice Weidel, a far-right German politician who leads the AfD party, which is anti-rainbow and anti-immigrant… and the funny thing is, she’s a married lesbian whose wife is an immigrant.

He’s gay but he literally thinks non binary people aren’t real, trans people are less than and that only he can speak about issues plaguing the LGBTQ community. He even tried turning multiple rainbow clubs on campus against each other… kinda seems like a Weidel situation doesn’t it?

by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT July 22, 2025

snowbunny situation

When a person of a different ethnic group asides from whites, falls in love with a white dude or girl

“Bro, Katie is so cute, she fr got me in a snowbunny situation”

by Ben43 November 7, 2022

to Lalic a situation

Examples for when someone lalices a situation:

- to be personally offended when someone

points out a mistake that you made

- to annoy people with useless facts about your

car/ unfunny shows/...

- to blow your nose to the beginning of Jason

Derulos song 'In my Head'

- to whine about anything

- basically to destroy everyones will to live

Definition: to Lalic a situation/lah_lich/ would mean a person killing a certain Vibe by just being present

Person1: " Hey did you see that tall annoying guy Peter that was talking to us?"

Person2: "Yeah, he really laliced the situation man"

by RareStonerPepe September 21, 2017

Situation

A catch-all term used by prison inmates in order to "hide" information that they don't want to get into trouble for discussing on the phone. Often times a reference to drugs that inmates are attempting to acquire through various means and methods. Used more frequently for this purpose on the East Coast. "Situation" can also be a reference to a territory an individual has been charged with for the purposes of dealing drugs.

"Don't uh, don't say too much, I can't talk about anything specific, but uh, I got that um, that situation coming next week."

by Happy Helperton December 15, 2020

LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.

During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.

by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020

Ryan Reynolds situation

A situation in which a straight man can say smash (while speaking about another man) and have it not be seen as homosexual in any way.

Guy 1 looking at a picture of someone eligible "Smash, and it's a Ryan Reynolds situation"

by Horse Denier October 23, 2025