Swooping Cocksucker

While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)

The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!

by grbjdealer July 24, 2019

Shooming

The act of taking a shit whilst in a Zoom meeting.

Person A: Why was your camera off during our afternoon meeting?
Person B: I had Chipotle for lunch, so I was shooming during our afternoon meeting.

by Hello Stalker October 28, 2020

Shooting the piss

To fuck around, usually in a harmless and stupid way

Did you see that video with the boys doing that cake check? They were totally shooting the piss!

by NotAHorse07 August 3, 2022

Early Shopping

Drinking before 9 am, usually done on a Sunday or random holiday with a small (4-5) group of friends and family. Translated from the German tradition of Fruhshoppen.

hey man why are you leaving the party so early?

"I have to get up tomorrow and do some early shopping"

by PooFacer August 19, 2008

Browser Snooping

When an overly curious parent goes through their teenage child's search history in order to find traces of pornography.

Mother: Have you watching porn?

Son: Well, I gues you'll just have to go browser snooping to find out!

by BingGoogle January 5, 2011

Dream Shopping

Online shopping for things you cant afford or dream of having.

I was Dream Shopping today on gucci.com..man i wish i could buy all that stuff for real!

by shoes12 July 9, 2011

sidewalk shopping

Outfitting your home with junk other people have tossed to the curb.

Following the "curb alerts" on Craig's List.

"WOW, nice end tables... where did ya get these?" "Found them on the side of the road near work, aren't they cool?"

"Tuesday is trash day, how about a little sidewalk shopping, I need lamps"

by The Cuttah, Baby. December 29, 2011