Snapping Twig

A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.

My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

blind snapping

When someone extremely quickly snapchats people while in a social setting, usually barely even looking at their phone to see if the other person says or sends anything of interest.

Ian, I don’t talk to you much anymore because you do nothing but blind snapping nowadays at college

by pl112 December 24, 2018

shopping chance

the chance of finding something magnificent on a shopping trip when you need nothing at all.

I went to the mall and found a great pair of shoes on sale. What a good shopping chance.

by leshen25 June 9, 2011

Slapping the Kitten

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

by Banker girl October 7, 2011

slapping each other's dicks

The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.

"slapping each other's dicks"

by Wordsmith expert USA September 12, 2013

shopping rage

When a girl spontaneously goes shopping because she's angry with someone or something.

This chick I saw at the mall was totally in a shopping rage, she must of broke up with her boy friend or something.

by Lumberjackman March 12, 2014

slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015