shludda

a mod who is not acting cool rn

person1: Yoooo Bifrost and Macie Being a Shludda For reallll
person2: ahhh heck nahh dude thats not it they bugggin

by shd12312 January 2, 2024

Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot

that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker

by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

shluga

think… john

Omg dude! I just got a glimpse of the Shluga last night!
Holy fuhhhh you’re one lucky guy!

by angajon March 21, 2024

shluk

A phrase used to refer to recent or upcoming events in a playful way.

"What's the shluk today?", "What type of shluk should we do today?", "Are you busy with any shluk currently?"

by wordwriterislife April 9, 2024

shlubey

Shlubey is something you say when something is so crazy and shady/suspicious that you say it

P1-Yo! That dude just got beat up by a gang with balloons.

p2-yo wtf that was so shlubey!

by Jed bar toe lick April 9, 2024

shlumblo juice

A type of juice that dehydrated Algebraliens usually drink. Overexertion can usually lead to Algebraliens getting dehydrated, and needing shlumblo juice.

Algebralien: GIVE ME SHLUMBLO JUICE
Person 1: Ah, this Algebralien is dehydrated. They usually don't get like this, but overexertion can cause their liquid form to dry out. We can get some shlumblo juice though, there's a shlumblo store nearby.

by shlumblo juice April 27, 2024