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Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.
- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.
by Zokster September 20, 2018
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Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!
Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”
by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021
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Grant shields

Tattererd ass
well my pants look like grant shields.
by idkidkidk69 December 13, 2016
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Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011
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Blame Shield

(v.)
1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.

This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.
Once, a kid got sick from second-hand smoking, and his parents (who were heavy smokers) blame shielded and blamed the kid's phone and the internet.
by Other_Person June 17, 2020
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Face Shields

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”

student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”
by AECH.exe February 19, 2021
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Shield wall

The girl version of the male toilet sword fight

To do this act two girls semi squat bum to bum and pee into the same toilet at the same time
by Shield wall June 17, 2024
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