Mustache-Shielding

A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.

Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!

by Guy616 November 18, 2025

Seiyuu shield

Utilizing The cast (voice actors) of a franchise to deal with the hatred said franchise is getting. Making the cast get the hate instead of the people who deserve it / the people caused the hate to happen..

The 9/18 Imas incident is said to be a seiyuu shield

by Yuma uchidas left hand February 14, 2025

Troll Shielding

When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.

Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.

by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Shield wall

The girl version of the male toilet sword fight

To do this act two girls semi squat bum to bum and pee into the same toilet at the same time

Omg girl do you wanna go shield wall

by Shield wall June 17, 2024

Dykeflector Shield

The deliberate inclusion of POC, LGBTQ+, or other minority actors into a movie or TV production that is badly made, in order to protect that production from the legitimate criticism it will inevitably receive.

Me: "For a television series with a budget of 180 million dollars, the practical effects on "The Acolyte" were incredibly shoddy.

Leslye Headland: "QUICKLY, RAISE THE DYKEFLECTOR SHIELD!... Why are you so transphobic?"

by Remdy August 15, 2024

Bubble shield

When you scrunch up your penis and wrap your ballsack over it

My girlfriend wanted sex but I said “no!” and deployed bubble shield

by JDPeef December 20, 2022