Mom shelf

The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck

Ugh, I can’t wear that dress you can totally see my mom shelf.

by The original flufferbutter June 17, 2018

Service Shelf

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.

Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.

by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer July 17, 2016

on the shelf

the amount of time you will have to do in jail if you violate probation or parole

I can't get as much as a speeding ticket, i've got 5 years on the shelf

by rollon October 4, 2021

shelf

adjective, verb; being "not cool" or lame, putting an end to being "not cool" or lame

"...gamerboy_2020 is so shelf my guy; he's trash on COD AND fortnight."

"Shelf it man.. why did you tell Sky I like her?!"

"this year is shelved.. can't wait for 2021!"

by kalkal December 4, 2020

shelf boobs

perky boobs that don’t hang, aka a shelf

“Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”

by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018

Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.

I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Shelf

*eats shelf*

I eat shelf

by Shelfeater2000 February 19, 2024