Shark Week

A week in the summer when discovery channel broadcasts all its shows in the shark theme. The best week to watch TV.

Bill: Hey dude you wanna watch TV?
Ted: Not really man.
Bill: But bro its Shark week!!!
Ted: Really! Most Excellent!
Rufus: I'll turn on the discovery channel.

by jonthom July 29, 2008

Left Shark

An endearingly awkward or incompetent person. Named for Katy Perry's off beat shark-costumed dancer at the Super Bowl halftime show, Feb. 1 2015.

My uncle is such a Left Shark dancer, he always ends up the most popular person at a party.

by TimTheBarGuy February 5, 2015

Shark Swag

Anything put on a shark to make it more badass

Friend 1: "I want a whole pool of sharks to throw that bitch in."
Friend 2: "Yeah! With lasers!"
Friend 1: "That would work too fast."
Friend 2: "No, the sharks don't know how to use the lasers, they are there to look cool, you know, like Shark Swag."

by Pittpskmh August 3, 2011

Gummy Shark

The act of receiving fellatio from someone without teeth or with dentures, of which have been removed

Hey Tilly, I just got a gummy shark from some old chick behind the shed.

by metropolis_ January 4, 2011

Ballpit Shark

A Nickname for a person who prays around children, genreally around parks and softplays

"did you know benjorman blanco is a ballpit shark?"

"sick tw*T"

by VenErik February 26, 2009

Sarc Shark

1.Someone who has an excessive tendency to be sarcastic.

2. A quick witted form of shark

John: He's so sarcastic!!

Barbara: I know hes being a Sarc Shark

by thesarcshark December 31, 2011

Lot Shark

A Lot Shark is person with a combover that raises when the wind blows hence taking the shape or resemblence of a shark's fin

Hey Mitch That lot shark's combover stands like a shark fin when the wind blows.

by bigchase72 August 22, 2009