maple semen

a sexy ass waman from Canada

i love dat maple semen

by ttttk May 7, 2018

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016

Semen Roach

a racial slur towards the Caucasian peoples.

A. you are nothing but a no good chink
B. well youre nothing but a god damn semen roach

A. what did you say
B. you heard me you semen roach

by racialtensions December 11, 2020

semen cemetery

A cumdumpster that doesn't intend to get pregnant

"I came inside her, shit was cash."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."

by Boinko October 21, 2021

Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.

Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.

by jizzerty October 10, 2012

semen salute

Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.

I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.

by All around patriot August 27, 2013

semen swish

When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy

Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.

by Swishsemen August 19, 2017