Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.

“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”

by Myhandleismilkncrookies May 29, 2025

Seagulling

The process of placing hot potato chips in your rectum and having a seagull eat them out.

Seagulling is illegal in most states.

Adam like to go Seagulling at the beach with his friend Tyler.

by Buttercream4life July 20, 2021

Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.

Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..

by That’s so raven April 23, 2024

wet seagull

When your fucking on the beach and you put your dick in salt water and fuck her it is called this called this cause the sound she makes.

Man I wanted to try something different last night so gave her the wet seagull on the beach

by The faggit August 26, 2017

Seagull

When someone jerks off two guys on either side of them while giving head to the third in front of them. Looking like a seagull flapping its wings and moving their head forward and back.

“My two friends and I went over to this chicks house last night and she seagull us while we talked about our fantasy teams”

by Realfactx February 28, 2021

barking seagull

A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.

The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.

by Festivvus August 20, 2013

Hungry seagull

A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.

Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.

Dude : what?

Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.

by Dollop June 8, 2018