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Drunk Science

by plutonium1887 February 11, 2022
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Science Magic

When you understand the science behind something I.e. A new space shuttle, but you don know the math.
"The space shuttle is said to travel at faster than light speeds, built off of Albert Einsteins rule of general relativity"
"Science Magic"
by SliyzyPanda December 22, 2018
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science infection

To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014
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science project

A form of organic matter (usually food) left unattended for so long that it has grown its own ecosystem of molds, fungi, and insects.
A: Jesus fucking christ man I think I found out what that smell was
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project
by birhon August 12, 2023
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Freehand Science

• noun { sigh - enss }
Scientific research which foregoes any of the traditional protocol, or obligatory components within established modern practice, in order to eliminate, or alleviate their distracting influence, and allowing one to possibly circumvent restrictive components hidden within the running paradigm, resulting in novel understanding which can then be integrated into the conceptual view of the subject, to progress associated and ancillary ideas and refine comprehension of such.
Unable to recruit certain faculties of executive function, the man conducted his research of the anomoly using freehand science and made a novel discovery, but had no notes, nor formulaic data, to submit for peer review, or for others to recreate the experiment.
by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020
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Mr. Science

A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.

Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.
Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?

Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!
by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018
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send science

To send nudes to look at and observe.

Aka studying the body.
Could you send science before we meet.
by Abstract identity September 25, 2018
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