schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.

Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"

by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024

E-schlong

Online dick.

In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.

Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?

by Hendrix the Jimmy May 18, 2022

Schlong

Anything bigger than a schmiek.

Get that schlong outa here dawg.

by Eat my schmiek September 7, 2017

Schlong

Something PlayStation players suck on.

That guy sucks at Fortnite. He eats schlong on the daily

by Thrbegrfhdyduf January 16, 2020

schlong licker

someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker

girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker

by yumclump September 18, 2017

A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine

I have A Long Schlong

by smolcok November 23, 2021

Schlong island

Long island

Stupid bong man from schlong island

by Agayguy March 1, 2024