schlong

a shit-long penis

"Wanna suck on my schlong, homie?"
"hell yeah"

by i_snortwizzfizz November 2, 2021

schlong

when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick

dude this line is almost as long as my schlong
hell yeah it is dude

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

schlong

this word can be used to describe someone who wields the ultimate cock

you have a nice schlong

by landoj69 September 7, 2021

Schlong

A GIANT LONG DICK, THAT CAN PLEASURE THE FUCK OIT OF A WOMAN (OR MAN IF UR A FAG OR NOT), LOL. BUT YEAH A GIANT SCHLONG IS KEY!!

DEVIN STOP BEATING YOUR MASSIVE SCHLONG WITHOUT ME.

by 69Dick December 25, 2020

schlong

an extra large penis with green and orange puebes

omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱

by schlongman123 December 4, 2020

Dim Schlong Sum

1: Another name for the crazy ass preso of Northey Kooreea

2: Any random asian dictator

That fucking chinese guy is such a Dim Schlong Sum

by younggong May 16, 2025

E-schlong

Online dick.

In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.

Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?

by Hendrix the Jimmy May 18, 2022