by Simon June 26, 2005
Get the Samuel Coltmug. A name where a smartass will send you to intervention. He will say you are bullying him when you do not call him ' Sam '. This man could also be a thot like every other boi right now.
by bigboimarquez June 1, 2018
Get the Samuelmug. Samuel’s are mostly dick heads who will steal your shit every chance they get, they also lie to get what they want like cocaine. They are wild and like to kill small anime’s for fun, he’s basically a closet sociopath
Jeff: did you hear what Samuel did
Gavin: no, what did he do
Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”
Gavin: no, what did he do
Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”
by Aqua_sped May 23, 2020
Get the Samuelmug. Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.
by Adolf H1tler November 4, 2021
Get the Samuel Lockemug. Hes a fuckboy the biggest one of them all, he typically is known for flirting with every girl and sometimes even guys. His dick is so small and his heart is smaller. Being black makes him an even worse person. He just looks like shit at that point. Just stay away from him you wont regret it trust me.
by Luca dargenio May 14, 2019
Get the Samuel Turennemug. by B.B.F January 9, 2021
Get the Samuel Effectmug. Handsome Asian guy with 6 pack abs who starts every conversation at a high school and start with "Want to have sex with me. What's your number so I can come to your house and bang you up. 😏"
A guy pulled an Samuel Au on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.
That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.
I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!
That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.
I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!
by Jacques from (Of mice and men) May 2, 2022
Get the Samuel Aumug.