DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.

Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

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Slurp-up

Cumming in someone's foreskin, after which the semen in the foreskin is licked out.

Bob: Jim and I were docking and then Nancy performed a slurp-up on both of us.

by Mommyhasadirtymind August 13, 2018

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stupid slurp

A gay twitch streamer who has not come out yet,and has to deal with down syndrome

Your gay but not as much as stupid slurp

by Jared khan May 28, 2018

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Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus

E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.

by Schmorgan June 9, 2018

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slurp fish

is blue

NAH, THATS A FLOPPER, SLURP FISH IS BLUE

by Monster Handler September 4, 2022

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Bird slurp

The liquid inside a woman's mouth that she forces inside your mouth when you're thirsty or parched.

I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.

by anonymous September 9, 2022

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