rug wife

When you don't enjoy being intimate with your wife so you take to a rug to enjoy yourself.

Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.

by Netflixandill March 18, 2017

Rug dog

When you drop the sausage from your hot dog (hot dog bun) on a rug, pick it up and you go: "Rug dog".

"Shit, I dropped the sausage".
Looks upon sausage now resting on rug.
"Rug dog?".

by LaRat7 August 27, 2013

rug moment

like a bruh moment but more extreme

“Bro Stacy just dumped me. Major rug moment :(“

by money move$ January 31, 2020

Cut The Rug

To penetrate the vagina through a thick bush of pubes.

Yo Marky, did you cut the rug on that slut Maya last night?

by PeteyPaplo January 13, 2019

rug pastry

A vagina

I totally ate the rug pastry

by BugGirl July 31, 2003

faze rug

The smallest FaZe member (smaller than FaZe Apex) , his house is also haunted.

Person 1: Wow, have you seen how small FaZe Apex is?
Person 2: Yeah, but have you seen FaZe Rug? He's even smaller!
Person 3: I know right, I heard that FaZe Apex is taller than FaZe Rug, even with shoes on!!

by CSammut September 23, 2016

rug tug

1. A rug tug is a man's way of letting his woman know to shave her pubic hair. If you have a woman who refuses to shave, every time you see the hair start pulling on it really hard.

Johnny Depp: How about I give you a rug tug my dear?
Prostitute: Ok I'll shave it off dickhead!

by CallMeVincentVega December 9, 2009