roast beef curtains

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008

Roast Beef Syndrome

A brown discoloration on the vaginal lips, often seen on porn stars.

When I went down on Tina, she had some wicked Roast Beef Syndrome that reminded me of an Arby's Big Montana

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

Fuck Roast

The act of fucking someone from behind while their head is placed in a oven.

Oh Dora! I will fuck roast you into the middle of next week!

by le hizzel February 18, 2008

spit roast

A 3-some involving 2 guys and a girl - one guy goes 'heads' the other 'tails', you figure it out!

Guy 1: I'll go in the mouth...
Guy 2: ...and I'll go in the peach (or chocolate)
Girl: Mmmphngggghmpph!!!

by Dangerous G February 8, 2004

zombie roaster

Looking like a zombie (very pale) after smoking weed.

Man, chris was lookng like a zombie roaster last night.

by DB762 November 6, 2006

Roastin' the Camel's Nuts

When you are getting towards the end of smoking a Camel cigarette and you get towards the but and the blue camel logo starts to burn. You are then roastin the camels nuts.

"I think im done with this"

"nah man you aint even roastin' the camel's nuts yet, gimme that"

by CrookyMonstar April 3, 2009

roast beef

The Swedish term for beef that is roasted.

Person 1: I want roast beef for dinner.
Person 2: Roast beef?
Person 1: Yes, the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.

by eridani0x July 29, 2007