A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.
Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralph is evil.
by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025

Ralph has the biggest penis in the world he is so hot and he can get any fucking girl in the world he also can straight up fuck anyone he wants so be carful! ralph can be dangerous to be around
by Catgirl153 November 23, 2021

Totally innocent young person: Let's go to Ralph Sadleir Middle School!
Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.
Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.
by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese April 23, 2019

by UnderRough September 24, 2019

A 'ralphie-collar' (or 'Ralphie-collar') is a collar on a shirt that is crooked, uneven, or otherwise disheveled.
A man walks by with an uneven collar
James: That guy's collar is incredibly uneven.
Lydia: Yeah, It's a total ralph-collar.
James: That guy's collar is incredibly uneven.
Lydia: Yeah, It's a total ralph-collar.
by rhralphcollar September 13, 2009

by TrAnSpOrT_mEdiA March 3, 2019
