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Queef Etiquette

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.
(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.
by Toolizm May 19, 2010
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Google Queen

A woman who has amazing google skills and is always the first to research the answer to any possible question. Her speed and accuracy are legendary although the links she shares may sometimes scar you for life.
Before I knew what happened, the Google Queen had posted responses to questions I had not even asked aloud yet!!
by sluce December 4, 2010
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Queen of Snowflakes

The Queen of Snowflakes is responsible for every snowstorm in North America. She is rumored to be a redhead with a temper that can be roused by any perceived transgression against her, either real or imagined. To her loyal subjects she occasionally grants respite from her white plague.
Guess the Queen of Snowflakes is pissed, there's a foot of the white crap out there this morning!
by Jane Douglas January 4, 2011
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Queef Latifah

Sha-nay-nay just queefed, look at that little Queef Latifah.
by Brendan.Amanda.206 August 9, 2010
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Reef Queef

Technique commonly used by free divers where a person sucks the air from a woman's vagina while underwater. This is also regularly taught as a survival technique if driving a vehicle into a body of water with a female passenger.
Jack would not have drowned as quickly if he knew to breathe in Rose's reef queef.
by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012
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ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.
"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008
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lesbian queen

a term used for a lesbian ruler,turns straight girls gay,the corrupter of all woman,hide your wife,if it's not a challenge it's not wanted.She may not be famous outside of the bedroom but she'd do things that make her famous behind closed doors...not allowed to name names but melj of hali this ones for you
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by state of corruption January 18, 2011
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