proxy pseudo designer

A fashion designer who's not a formal fashion designer by trade, who outsources the design and/or mass-produces BS.

e.g. Rachel is a blogger turned proxy pseudo designer

by uberduke December 17, 2016

pseudo-fetish

A hobby carried out to the point of resembling a fetish.

A: Those star wars fanboys are nuts.
B: I think they have a pseudo-fetish.

by subutai July 9, 2010

Pseudo-random

A set of numbers that seem random but actually aren't. They are predetermined by a computer algorithm that is explicitly designed to generate the most random of the random, if that makes any sense.

The problem with true random is that numbers will often repeat themselves, which to our usage is not ideal. Pseudo-random number generators fixes all that.

So ironically, the most random RNG is actually not at all random.

You'd use a pseudo-random number generator for dice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 1, 2021

Pseudo comedy

A "comedy" thats unfunny and can also be so unfunny its becomes funny again in the process.

Guy A. have you seen the new Adam Sandler movie ? Guy B. Yes I heard it was incredibly unfunny. A true pseudo comedy.

by Yaukza western killa August 24, 2021

Pseudo-Sarcasm

When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.

Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

pseudo-convo

An online dialogue, preferably with a member of the opposite sex.

Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.

This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.

Additionally the chance to score remains.

"Dude, just call her. Don't be such a bitch."

"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."

"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."

"Forshizzle, yo."

by Woodizzle April 23, 2009

pseudo-intellectual

Redditors.

"Everyone on Reddit is a pseudo-intellectual"

by Sheep29 August 25, 2023