Pseudo

Slang/shortened term for pseudoephedrine, a primary ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamine.

I’m in short supply this week, sorry. Can’t find any pseudo.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 22, 2023

Pseudo-Douche

A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.

Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.

by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009

Pseudo-Wyvern

A type of draconic creature similar to a wyvern, however instead of having no front claws or front legs, the wings have elbow like structures and claws on the end of the wings, e.g. Tigrex from the monster hunter franchise

"I drew this cool dragon!"
"You know that's a Pseudo-Wyvern right?"

by Cluttrd November 22, 2024

Pseudo-SubAquaticCoolification​

The sensation of enjoyment you get when you walk into a grocery store out of the heat into it's air conditioned freshness and you feel so good you go and lay down under the misters in the produce section.

Wearing only my Snoopy boxers and a propellorcap, I rollerbladed into the store for a refreshing session of Pseudo-SubAquaticCoolification​.

by NukeaBooty July 23, 2011

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism

The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism is one the artstyles of all time

by GBTG794 September 1, 2023

Pseudo-cheering

Used by people who falsely cheer on other people to benefit themselves.

Johnny: "Dude, you can totally forge a fake ID. I believe in you!"

Bill: "No man, I'll get caught! Plus, you're just pseudo-cheering me on because you want me to make you one."

by Christopher Davez August 2, 2012

Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.

Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!

by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024