by #shellbell August 8, 2018
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1. Pretentious
2. That piece of writing you had to edit in your creative writing discussion that was written by an emo with a thesaurus fetish and unresolved daddy issues.
1. Pretentious
2. That piece of writing you had to edit in your creative writing discussion that was written by an emo with a thesaurus fetish and unresolved daddy issues.
"Damn, what did I just read? Rory, that was so pseudo-sophisticated. There so much unnecessary drama!"
by fadingphilosophercollection November 12, 2019
Get the pseudo-sophisticated mug.A situation where one side at the negotiating table flaunts their so-called “leverage” without realizing that by showing their cards, they’ve pretty much given away all their power because they’ve become entirely predictable.
Me: Damn, dawg - I was playin’ against some invisible niggbo and it was freakey how them hits kept cummin’ outta nowhere - but once he lost his mask, all I could see is a weak, old dude puffing up his chest, trying to be scary ...
Dawg: Kay, so small fries after that, right? Buncha pseudo “leverage”?
Me: Aye, piece of cake. Dickbo didn’t realize he didn’t have shit one me 🤣
Dawg: Tite!
Dawg: Kay, so small fries after that, right? Buncha pseudo “leverage”?
Me: Aye, piece of cake. Dickbo didn’t realize he didn’t have shit one me 🤣
Dawg: Tite!
by SackmaBooolz November 28, 2019
Get the Pseudo “leverage” mug.A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
Get the pseudo valentines day mug.The world of electronic/social media that perpetuates fake friendships, fake love, fake promises and "pseudo-affection" based on the lack of true human interaction.
by Nemesis20, April 26, 2017
Get the Pseudo-realm mug.•A female individual that happens to be a semi-prudish, gamer-nerd/youtube-fangirl or artist who preys on their male equivalents(Virgins) in order to help ease their daddy-issues and satisy their need for attention and recognition.
•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)
•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.
(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)
•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.
•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)
•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.
(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)
•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.
•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
Guy 1: Dude...I lost the most amazing girl recently. She was everything guys like us could ask for.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
by Meme Empire November 8, 2017
Get the Pseudo-Thot mug.oli: dude, you see that mosh pit last night at the suicide silence gig?
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
by eloisepr June 10, 2016
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