by Sheep29 August 25, 2023

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.
Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016

An online dialogue, preferably with a member of the opposite sex.
Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.
This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.
Additionally the chance to score remains.
Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.
This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.
Additionally the chance to score remains.
"Dude, just call her. Don't be such a bitch."
"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."
"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."
"Forshizzle, yo."
"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."
"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."
"Forshizzle, yo."
by Woodizzle April 23, 2009

by subutai July 9, 2010

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis
Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy
by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020

A fashion designer who's not a formal fashion designer by trade, who outsources the design and/or mass-produces BS.
by uberduke December 17, 2016

Pseudo-based When A secretly cringe person tries to say based things to appear based for internet clout, when really they are cringe.
"Aye yo remember how Michel likes to talk mad shit about simps and Onlyfans?:
"yeah"
"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"
"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
"yeah"
"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"
"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
by iamgoingtoprisonlol June 6, 2022
