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pseudo pit

a fake mosh pit. very weak with no proper moshing happening.
oli: dude, you see that mosh pit last night at the suicide silence gig?
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
by eloisepr June 10, 2016
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Pseudo relationship

When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.
Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.

I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.
by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017
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Pseudo-realm

The world of electronic/social media that perpetuates fake friendships, fake love, fake promises and "pseudo-affection" based on the lack of true human interaction.
The facebook is full of fake people. Such a pseudo-realm.
by Nemesis20, April 26, 2017
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Pseudo-Thot

•A female individual that happens to be a semi-prudish, gamer-nerd/youtube-fangirl or artist who preys on their male equivalents(Virgins) in order to help ease their daddy-issues and satisy their need for attention and recognition.

•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)

•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.

(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)

•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.

•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
Guy 1: Dude...I lost the most amazing girl recently. She was everything guys like us could ask for.

Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
by Meme Empire November 8, 2017
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pseudo valentines day

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
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Pseudo plot-line

When a series of skits or sections are arranged to follow a plot-line.
Person A: Have you seen that rising comedy channel recently?
Person B: Yeah, but his videos are executed differently than they were a few years ago.
Person A: Oh really?
Person B: Back when I first watched them, they followed an actual plot-line. Now the videos only follow a pseudo plot-line.
by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018
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pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.
My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.
by #shellbell August 8, 2018
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