Professional Ghoster

someone who is a pro at ghosting

Damnnn Ajavia is a professional ghoster

by thatghoster127 January 11, 2020

Professional

1st using a fake personality so as to manipulate clients into liking you and gain more return clients.
2nd a street prostitute (per Merriam Webster)

See also "telephone perfessionalism" or the use of baby talk without the tone.

Servant: Let's keep it professional
Client: when I want a BJ ill let you know but outside of work I am not otherwise inclined to be fake.

by WGstyles August 16, 2023

Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape

Vikings are kinda 30% professional rapists

by Hahafunnyname February 29, 2024

Professional dumbass

Electroboom

Electroboom: I'm what you call a professional dumbass

by TheDeadInside June 20, 2024

Professional Ass Video

Pro Ass Vid, Professional Ass Video, or PAV is a new slang term for Electronic Press Kit or EPK, because it is just too hard to remember what EPK stands for.

Dude, we just hired someone to come to our show and make a Professional Ass Video!! It's gonna kick ass!

by Electronic Press Kit October 9, 2025

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022