problem set

The purest form of evil possible. In highschool, problem sets are sets of 20+ questions that must be printed off and done over the course of a week. Problem sets contain boring questions that often use symbols and equations that your teacher never even taught you, making them literally impossible to finish

Rick "John, wanna get high this tuesday?"

John "Cant, problem sets..."

Rick "How about the next day"

John "Problem sets"

Rick "This weekend?"

John "What dont you understand about problem sets?"

by [e-mail] September 13, 2009

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

When you solve a problem with an amazing solution

I didn't want my siblings to steal my seat, but I was really hungry. So I took the chair with me. Modern problems require modern solutions} I guess

by Ocean_in_a_teardrop January 14, 2020

Solve our problem

smoke weed

its 420, time to solve our problem

by earth420hippie July 12, 2009

M.W. problems

Any situational problem involving a man who is far more interested in a girl than she is to him. The symptoms include: constant whining, over-analyzing text messages, crippling lack of self-confidence.

(M.W. problem character) "She put a period at the end of the sentance. Does that me she wants to end the sentance, or the relationship?

(anyone without M.W problems) "You have some serious M.W. problems!"

by rogueleader August 14, 2011

Probere Lamonte

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.

Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke

by its dennis August 7, 2006

Proglems

A contraction of "programming"/"program" and "problems". No program ever created has ever been problem free, and thus has proglems of varying degrees of stupidity from bad coders.

Software Developer: We just inherited this program from an indian company. It's terrible and full of proglems, they recreated the same page 3 different times for 3 different log ons rather than reusing the same page and hiding things based on the users authenticated role.
Coworker: Sucks to be you, they're your proglems now.
Software Developer: :(

by Simon123123123 August 6, 2012

proletarian banquet

when the proletariat celebrates the birthday of one of its own, not in a banquet hall, but right in the middle of the warehouse or machine shop during lunch hour

since i work in a warehouse, I was invited to a proletarian banquet last week.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2015