mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.

Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.

by rosie red dress August 21, 2011

Velvet Pouch

A premium pussy

Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.

by Blackberry Sandwich September 9, 2020

pup in a pouch

When you can see a man's penis outline through extremely tight clothing. (Male camel toe)

That guy in the skinny jeans has a seriously small pup in a pouch.

by lance a lot November 16, 2014

Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.

“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.

by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025

[poop pouch]

When a women where's tight jeans but don't have the ass to fill it and they have saggy britches it's called a poop pouch...

Wow look at April she has no ass do u see that poop pouch sagging.

by Martha mylana November 28, 2014

Coin pouch

When a man over the age of 60 doesn’t trust the banking system anymore and resorts to pulling his money out in change and depositing the coin rolls in the prolapsed asshole of another male between the ages of 18-26

Joseph (60) : I don’t trust the banking system anymore, I need somewhere safer to deposit my coin.

Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.

*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*

Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust

by Direct Deposit April 24, 2025

velvety gumball pouch

referring to a males nuts and sack.

1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

by dictionary john September 16, 2006