Pouche

(Noun) def- Parents who take their kids to breweries or bars. “Douchey Parents”

That guy has a baby in a bar! What a Pouche!

This brewery is so Pouchey with these Fucking semen demons running around here, I just want a beer!

Don’t be a Pouxhe, leave your kids with grandma and meet me at the concert.

by Jsuperjeff2000 December 06, 2021

Pouche

Someone who is a Pussy but also a douche.

Garrett won't talk to that girl but he thinks he's hot shit, he is such a pouche.

by accordingtoyou July 10, 2016

Velvet Pouch

A premium pussy

Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.

by Blackberry Sandwich September 09, 2020

Rocket pouch

When you slam back your Capri-sun so hard you have to "woogity-woogity" your best friend.

Otto: Bro, this Fruit punch was a Rocket pouch.
Squid: *Gives Otto a 'woogity-woogity'*

by otto-man empire January 03, 2017

sprout pouch

A females/womans bra for containing breats.

Look at that girls red lacey sprout pouch

by Hovel January 04, 2007

Cunt Pouch

A pouch in which counts hide their things.

Example: " hey you got any weed in your cunt pouch?"

by Sheenabitch January 28, 2016

Pouch sniffer

An individual that can sniff out a pouch within 5km radius, usually between the hours of 6-7am

E.g. Christian 'Ricky Bobby' abandoned his fellow colleagues after picking up the fresh scent of a pouch.
"Christian the Pouch sniffer is using his Ricky Bobby eyes to get a sniff"

by Danskii October 28, 2021