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You have to be poking my butt

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.
Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"
by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009
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posting on ud

When you post on UD (urban dictionary), DO NOT POST THE FOLOWING:
an insult towards a real person ("carol's a lesbo") is not allowed and'll probably be rejected.

also, NO PHONE #'S

If your posts are just pointless, they'll probably not make it through editing withought being plucked ot

There is'nt much of a problem with getting political, but it may also be removed, just not as often.

AAANNND that's pretty much it...for now
person1:hmmm i think i'll just post this discouraging message containing phone #'s

person2: (after reciving offensive post) why, oh why do idiots have to post phone #'s and peronal information. they shold have read this message before posting on ud
by twinmill5000 March 24, 2007
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poinga

A poinga is a certain individual or creature with many skills and talents.

This individual or creature can be seen either deep in the wilderness or in a local nightclub near you.

“Poinga” can also be referred to as a buer or a stinker
“ yours mams an absolute poinga”
“ a wild poinga approaches”
“ this club stinks of poinga”
by Bumda ismasif September 25, 2018
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Pottinger

Switch the N and G in pottinger and you get the deadliest insult
Person 1: Yo pottinger!
Pottinger: Stfu im reporting you
by peterguan February 12, 2020
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Fence Posting

An artful sexual position between three consenting adults. One is positioned horizontally between two others that are standing. Thus being the board in a fence between two posts at each end. It is preferred if one or both posts is a Belak. Refer to Belaking for more information.
Ben really enjoyed fence posting with Belaks, Amanda and Wade.
by predsfan April 28, 2011
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m posing

While t posing is used to assert dominance, m posing on others is to assert ultimate power over all creatures.
Wow, that guy m posing over there is really imposing
by JacobBathead October 25, 2019
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Potting

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...
Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'
by Becca J W April 7, 2008
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