tax pity

Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons
And that program was made happen only because our tax pity enabled it.
by 🅰️ February 02, 2025
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Pity Gay Date

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.
Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
by Bitterboi3 January 16, 2018
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pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."
"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."
by folksinger87 January 10, 2016
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Pity 60

When you fail an assignment or a class but your grade is just close enough to passing that your teacher decides to give you the minimum passing grade.
"I totally should have failed my English class but the teacher gave me a pity 60"
by avvy123 November 15, 2023
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Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)
Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."
by Dallas Bob March 25, 2007
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nity pitys

John you have nity pitys
by deez nuts are good September 10, 2022
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Lip pity qwertfgh f d

digger let’s Lip pity qwertfgh f d
by Cryaboutit March 25, 2023
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