pity fish

Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.

I saw a pity fish in the pond yesterday and I felt really bad for it, so I gave it 40 bucks.

by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014

Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.

Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.

by Max Baskin February 14, 2023

Pity Party (the trio)

Pity Party releases their debut album “the after party” on nov 1st. they are also releasing lots of singles hear and there. the members are izzy, alexa, and joe.

did you hear Pity Party (the trio) ‘s

new album?

by crunch_ihateracheal123 October 3, 2023

Pity Like

When you like a video, post, etc because you feel kinda sorry for the person who posted it

"I gave Lil' NoTalent video a pity like. He's horrible, but he is so enthusiastic and dedicated, I kind felt like I had to."

by dottie hinkle October 18, 2019

Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.

Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush

by Vacatsi July 5, 2021

Fan Page Pity Like

When a person clicks the 'like' button on an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page out of pity for the friend that created the page.

My buddy created an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page for his cat, Fluffy BunnyTaco. He blasted this page out to all of his friends in hopes that they will 'like' the page. Even though his page is uber-gay, I clicked on the 'like' button anyway out of pity. It was a total Fan Page Pity Like.

by abblaz88 November 29, 2010

Pity parti

When you feel bad for someone on an online call and decide to speak to them/speak in class

My Prof. keeps asking questions in class but no one responds so now his class is practically a pity parti. We only respond because we feel bad for him

by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021