pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause
'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'
by markfitz June 17, 2013
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Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention
Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling
by bertio mattack December 08, 2022
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Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.
"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."
by AB1991 February 20, 2022
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pity pennies

Currency that is given to you out of pity. Whether in games or in real life.
I’m such dog water at this game, and it doesn’t help that they give me pity pennies to make me feel better.
by Ah'Mya November 27, 2023
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pity pull

When someone gets with you because they feel sorry for you
"Yeah she kissed me at the party after I told her that my dog was ill, it was such a pity pull"
by lemmingdos December 20, 2015
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pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.
Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.
by nottachooch November 23, 2017
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Pity Fuck

When you fuck a person out of pity. for example you know that Angela cant get laid, so you fuck her out of pity, so she feels better, even though, she will never pull a guy
Im gonna pity fuck Angela because she aint gonna get laid no time soon
by HideousMuffin January 24, 2024
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