Paris Hilton Proportions

The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.

PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!

Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!

by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006

Paris-Palin

When a woman (especially a white woman) who acts like Paris Hilton (sleeps around, takes drugs, parties extremely hard, very wild, impossible to control), and then one day tries to act like Sarah Palin (Christian, stuck up, acts like she is better than everybody else, passes judgment on everyone else, conservative, fake role model) like she has never done anything wrong in her entire life.

You see that girl in the white dress, she went Paris-Palin, she doesn't know who her babies daddies are, but now tries to act like a preacher's wife.

by honkey501 June 26, 2009

Paris Hilton

You know, I read all these definitions, and in response to the people who say 'OMG ur all just jealous shes so hawt!!!oneone11!!!' I really don't find her the least bit attractive. She sucks at film-making and she's a skank.

Rabid teenybopper: OMG i worship paris everyones just jealous! LOL!!!1!1!!oneone!
Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
Rapid teenybopper: no she isnt!!!1! LOL!!!
Me: How very intelligent.
Rabid teenybopper: i kno im lyk so smart!
Me: That was sarcasm you idiot!

by Darth Assclown August 31, 2005

paris hilton

biggest slut on earth

"shes so skanky shes like paris hilton in her new sex tape."

by greendaygrl17 January 5, 2005

Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

by Jon April 14, 2005

Paris Hilton

an ungrateful, ludicrous, disgusting, unnatractive, bored and sexually active member of the "Hilton" clan. One of the heirs of the Hilton hotel fortune.

Paris Hilton stole a copy of her sex tape from a street vendor claiming her young fans "came by there all the time".

by Olive May 13, 2005

paris hilton

often checked in and out of

"Have you checked into the Paris Hilton lately?"
"Who hasn't"

by LINDAR May 30, 2006